The Legend of heehoo

Neanderthalensis Marconius or better know as "heehoo" by the ones who fear him was once a man known by the name Mark Edward Fischbach who once owned a tesla, a beautiful golden dog named Chica and youtube channel by the name of "Markiplier" Mark had shown signs to Ethan Nestor his close friend and co-owner of a channel named Unus-Annus. He showed signs to all of us but we pushed it off as a joke or a bit for the video. Mark became heehoo and went feral while giving clues to Ethan on a camping trip. Heehoo was tranquilized and brought back to his normal state while Ethan went on and became the winner of the 2021 national hotdog eating contest (102 hotdogs in 10 minutes) he was rushed to a nearby hospital shortly after where he met the love of his like Michelle Obama who was also hospitalized for a hotdog related injury. Ethan and Michelle went on to warn the world about the dangers of processed foods. The two separated and left their 47 fostered raccoons fatherless. Ethan and Benjamin Ketchup founded a specialty foods corporation that specialized in Mystery meats, sausages, and Mystery Mayo. Keeping clear of any peanut products due to Ethan's deadly peanut allergy. This small mom-and-pop shop quickly grew into a ruthless global empire decimating all other processed meat competitors on the market but that winter disaster struck. what we know now as The Great Bovine Befuddle of 2020 left every farm animal on the planet as a genetic hodge-podge of their former selves. In a brave new world dominated by Mystery meats... Ethan was king. Exactly 6 meat-months and one dairy day after the advent of our new calendar, the Unus annual. Mark regressed Ethan was Tragically ripped to pieces as Mark bashed him to death with his own Kneecaps